In His Own Words
About him
Firstly a confession; my profile name is a complete misnomer. I am not by any stretch of the imagination a surfer, as mostly I fall off!
Let’s bypass the predictable resume-swapping. I’ve always done my own thing. Driven by a fast mind and fifty years of self-employment, I value depth over small talk, and experiences over possessions. I live firmly in the present, stay exceptionally fit, and practice a direct, grounded mindfulness.
After selling my business last year, the sudden quiet has left me primed for a new project. My five adult kids are long settled into their own geographically distant lives, leaving me with the freedom to build my grand final plan; a beautiful sanctuary for unwanted animals on a large estate with a lake / streams, in Britain, France, or Italy.
I want to fill this next chapter with a vibrant, warm life, good company, and the kind of joyous, wild, vintage parties that nobody seems to throw anymore.
Behind my calm presence is a highly playful sense of humour. I don’t do boring, and I love a conversation that can jump from deep philosophy to total irreverence.
I’m looking to find a self-aware, open minded, active, feminine woman, with a bright mind who can share both quiet stillness and roaring laughter. If your taste spans from Shakespeare and Huxley to Dylan and Radiohead, with a bit of Tommy Cooper and Popeye thrown in, we will speak the same language, plus I look forward to sharing your passions.
About his ideal match
I’m looking for a self-aware, open minded, emotionally intelligent lady, who is grounded enough to enjoy quiet stillness and ready to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
Ideally, you’re active, fit, feminine, and perhaps a couple of chapters behind me chronologically.
I am perfectly at peace on my own, which means I'm not looking out of necessity. I’m looking for the ultimate jackpot - sage love. If that resonates with you, say hello, or nothing will happen.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Exeter, Devon, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
69 | |
Star sign: |
Aries | |
Height: |
6' 0" (183cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Several times a week | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Europe | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
50 - 64 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 4" (162cm) - 5' 10" (179cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily; Vegetarian | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Struggling; Solvent; Enough; Comfortable | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Other |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
I don't have one |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
Pleasure |
Party behaviour: |
A gate-crasher |
Personality traits: |
Mild; Optimistic; Pessimistic; Wild |
Valued qualities: |
Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Designer (I'm a slave to designer labels) |
Favourite clothing: |
My Armani suit / My Versace dress |
Favourite colour: |
Gold |
Hair style: |
Out of control |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial hair: |
I have cool side burns |
Body hair: |
Hairy chest only |
Body art: |
More piercings |
Date activities: |
Going out dancing |
Music preferences: |
Muzak |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Self-help |
TV habits: |
I watch television every day |
TV programmes: |
Cartoons |
Movie frequency: |
Several times a week |
Movie preferences: |
Black & White / Silent |
Interests: |
Knitting; Sewing; Writing books |
Sport involvement: |
A professional athlete |
Sports: |
Wrestling |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Fast food |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out 7 days a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
Gluten-free |
Pace of Life: |
Out of control |
Time at work: |
What's work? |
Pastimes of choice: |
Doing absolutely nothing |
Time online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Family size: |
I've lost count |
Family contact: |
I'll bring them on our first date |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s) |
Work aspirations: |
Fire the boss |
Dream home: |
Mansion with loads of servants |
Politics: |
Anarchic |
Retirement plans: |
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas |
Feelings about using Real Country Dating: |
Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Quite |








