In His Own Words
About him
After a long battle against being in the same room as Noel Edmonds I have decided to put myself first for once.
Since that moment of realisation I have written two books about the art of beard trimming.
I love walks on the beach but only in hope of meeting the mermaid I lost my virginity to.
I love pubs and socialising but I'm still wary of Edmonds making an appearance. I'm semi famous as I was the first man ever to put the toilet seat down after having a wee.
About his ideal match
A great sense of humour is required. The ability to perform sleight of hand magic would be a plus but not a deal breaker.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Blyth Valley (Cramlington), Northumberland, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
51 | |
Star sign: |
Capricorn | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
Large | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Shaved | |
Eye colour: |
Green | |
Relationship Status: |
Separated | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Several times a week | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Public sector | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant |
About his ideal match
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Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 60 miles of postcode district NE23 (Cramlington) | ||
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40 - 55 | ||
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