In Her Own Words
About her
Music is life, so this has gotta be better than tinder, right? I'm a fun sized bass player, rock and country are in daily conflict to be my preferred genre, Arsenal fan, runner, avid beer and whiskey drinker, sun worshipper and big people person. If you don't like dry humour or my ability to turn anything into an innuendo we may not get on... Give me a gig/festival, beach bar, country pub, beer garden of any kind, bbq or anything involving friends/family over a night in front of Netflix any day. My love of the sun is fueling my drive to keep learning Spanish so I can one day live somewhere warm. For now, I'm a life coach and comedian, desperate to escape the day job.
About her ideal match
Intelligence and good conversation are hotter than any looks could be. I'm used to being the shortest but if you're not miles taller than me that's a bonus. Obviously having music in common is up there. If you're up for adventure, sun seeking, laughter, passion.. I promise I won't force you to run with me but if you want to...
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About her
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Brighton (Hove), East Sussex, England | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
32 | |
Star sign: |
Aries | |
Height: |
5' 1" (155cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Maybe | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Several times a week | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Other | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Spanish | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About her ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the United Kingdom | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
25 - 45 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 11" (181cm) | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Slightly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English; Italian; Spanish | ||
Other languages: |
English; Italian; Spanish | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about her
Sense of humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
Opportunity |
Party behaviour: |
A barfly |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Outgoing; Outspoken; Philosophical; Realistic; Sarcastic; Thoughtful; Trustworthy; Wild |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite clothing: |
A leather biker's jacket |
Hair style: |
Short |
Disabilities: |
I have a visual impairment |
Body art: |
Pierced ears; A tattoo or two; Several tattoos |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Country & Western; Heavy Metal; Latin; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Crime; Mystery |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; News; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Comedy; Documentary; Drama |
Interests: |
Music |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Cycling; Football (Soccer); Running |
Cooking: |
I have to cook |
Food: |
Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I've got a brother and a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Sarcasm |
Work aspirations: |
Work fewer hours |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
On a beach |
Politics: |
Labour |
Retirement plans: |
Sipping margaritas on a beach |
Feelings about using Real Country Dating: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
